Just Imagine

Imagine being in a straightjacket, with chains around you, locked in a box, with chains around that, all in a padded room. That's what I dreamt last night. It was quite scary. 

Normal?

My brother and I were at this big building-in-construction. We were being chased by this big guy in a trench coat. As we ran up this ladder, we lost sight of him but we still kept running. When we got to the ladder's middle, I kind of fell off and grabbed this pole and it suddenly became a rope, which I swung in circles, above the construct site. I black out. When I "wake up" again, I'm working in a coffee shop and this guy with a trench coat walks up and orders a French Plié muffin or something, but we happen to be out of muffins. So I tell him, but he opens his briefcase and my little brother is inside! So I freak out, and the guy's all like, "give me a French Plié muffin and you can have the kid," and I have to go to France to get one. So I board a plane, but it crashes, and I land in Italy, right in Christina's pool. She's so mad at me for ruining her vacation that she locks me in a big plastic Easter egg and drop-kicks me to the Bahamas. I swim to the continental US, land on Cape Cod, almost get eaten by Jaws' cousin, Toothache, and only lose my left middle and pointer fingers. So from there, I sell my plastic Easter egg for money to buy a plane ticket to France. (Don't ask me how that worked.) But all the planes are full, so I have to take a ferry and a goat-cart to Paris to get a muffin. Now, since I'm again broke, I have no money to buy a muffin. But- I find one in a dumpster (don't tell that trench-coat guy where his muffin came from) and  hijack a yellow helicopter. I land it (its on fire and smoking now) next to the coffee shop, where the guy holds out his hand. I hand him the muffin, he gives me the briefcase and leaves. Upon opening it, I discover it is empty! So I fix the helicopter and fly to Beijing, China, to find help. This Chinese guy knows my brother, apparently they worship him as their Rice-god. He begs me to rescue him, so I grab him by the collar and drag him to the- oh, no, the helicopter is gone! So we wander Beijing, searching for some way to get home, but all we find us this mentally-ill guy giving away a free rabid peacock. We ride the peacock (who's name is Feathers) back home, but on the way, Feathers bites Tim and gives him rabies. When we get back, Tim is foaming at the mouth and I take him to the vet, but they don't accept human rabies patients. So I drag him to Anna-Jaques hospital where he gets a rabies shot. UNFORTUNATELY he finds himself ALLERGIC to the shot and we have to rush him to the ER in Beijing. So we have to go BACK to China, but the priests recognized me as the person who kidnapped their Rice-god. I run for it, Tim gets taken back to the temples, and one guy grabs me, stuffs me in the plastic Easter egg he bought off the Internet (from some crazy person in Cape Cod, wonder who THAT is!) and drop-kicks me to Mars. Luckily, the egg works as a space helmet and I am on mars. But the Martians think I'm an intruder, and drop-kick me BACK to Earth. I land somewhere in Ireland, in some American girl, Hannah's yard, whoever THAT is.

Then I woke up. 

Very interesting dream

Kind of (ok, REALLY) weird tonight. I drempt the girls in our class were all taking a pointe ballet class together and only Tori and I had ever taken lessons (don't ask me why it was Tori, sorry Hannah) so we were tutoring everyone else, but Tori (sorry) kind of stunk at tutoring so I had to do it, and since I did such a good job, I won a prize- new, super-padded pointe shoes and a new Barré to use at home, and I had to teach classes in my living room (ugh). Then, I went to our gym teacher and BEGGED him to let me quit, so I took football with the boys instead. Austin (accidentally? Probably not) beaned me in the face with a ball and I woke up to it actually being my dog sitting on my face. Yuck.

When I went to sleep again, I was again with our class, but at a picnic. Everyone had brought sandwiches (except Julia, who brought sushi) and I open my lunch box to find my dad had given my lunch I made to my brothers and instead packed me squid ink in a bottle and smoked cow tails. (Not the candy, but an actual tail of a cow.) Then this guy comes along and tries to kidnap Javier and Mykayla and our Language Arts teacher (who I'm, out of respect, not using her real name) and he throws a jar of Nutella at my head and I wake up to Sammie sitting on my face (again).

I go to sleep again and dream that I have lost my book report for summer reading and I was running around trying to find it. I wake up to my DAD sitting on my face (ok, he wasn't actually sitting on my face, but he was pretty close) and then again to my mom warning me that Dad's going to mow the lawn and Sammie is going to freak out again.

If this isn't proof that I'm crazy, I don't know what is!

Dreamscape

Last night, I dreamt we went to a psycho ward as a class to visit an insane guy who tried to murder Christrina with a pick axe. We all got out unscathed and got ice cream to celebrate our safety. Then, my teeth got stuck together with caramel, and we had to wrench my mouth open with a wrench. I was in actual pain when I woke up.

Another dream video

Here's a dream video about recording dreams... 

http://youtu.be/wgxJhpLoFFU

Creepy

II was sitting alone on a swing on an otherwise empty porch. There was a bitter cold wind on my face and a meowing cat in the background. Suddenly, I heard the racket of a loud rock band playing in the street corner. I get off the swing on the porch and went to investigate. It takes a while of walking through the bitter wind, but I finally make it to the place where the sound was coming from. As far as I can see... it's an empty concert pavilion, in the center of which is a black cat. It hisses at me and tries to claw my face, but I deflect it and it runs away. Suddenly, the rock music stops, and the whole world goes black. 

Hey guys

Hey, um, to those guys in my class, I haven't gotten any invites at all. So, could you make sure you invited bcastudent7.9.12?