Normal?

My brother and I were at this big building-in-construction. We were being chased by this big guy in a trench coat. As we ran up this ladder, we lost sight of him but we still kept running. When we got to the ladder's middle, I kind of fell off and grabbed this pole and it suddenly became a rope, which I swung in circles, above the construct site. I black out. When I "wake up" again, I'm working in a coffee shop and this guy with a trench coat walks up and orders a French Plié muffin or something, but we happen to be out of muffins. So I tell him, but he opens his briefcase and my little brother is inside! So I freak out, and the guy's all like, "give me a French Plié muffin and you can have the kid," and I have to go to France to get one. So I board a plane, but it crashes, and I land in Italy, right in Christina's pool. She's so mad at me for ruining her vacation that she locks me in a big plastic Easter egg and drop-kicks me to the Bahamas. I swim to the continental US, land on Cape Cod, almost get eaten by Jaws' cousin, Toothache, and only lose my left middle and pointer fingers. So from there, I sell my plastic Easter egg for money to buy a plane ticket to France. (Don't ask me how that worked.) But all the planes are full, so I have to take a ferry and a goat-cart to Paris to get a muffin. Now, since I'm again broke, I have no money to buy a muffin. But- I find one in a dumpster (don't tell that trench-coat guy where his muffin came from) and  hijack a yellow helicopter. I land it (its on fire and smoking now) next to the coffee shop, where the guy holds out his hand. I hand him the muffin, he gives me the briefcase and leaves. Upon opening it, I discover it is empty! So I fix the helicopter and fly to Beijing, China, to find help. This Chinese guy knows my brother, apparently they worship him as their Rice-god. He begs me to rescue him, so I grab him by the collar and drag him to the- oh, no, the helicopter is gone! So we wander Beijing, searching for some way to get home, but all we find us this mentally-ill guy giving away a free rabid peacock. We ride the peacock (who's name is Feathers) back home, but on the way, Feathers bites Tim and gives him rabies. When we get back, Tim is foaming at the mouth and I take him to the vet, but they don't accept human rabies patients. So I drag him to Anna-Jaques hospital where he gets a rabies shot. UNFORTUNATELY he finds himself ALLERGIC to the shot and we have to rush him to the ER in Beijing. So we have to go BACK to China, but the priests recognized me as the person who kidnapped their Rice-god. I run for it, Tim gets taken back to the temples, and one guy grabs me, stuffs me in the plastic Easter egg he bought off the Internet (from some crazy person in Cape Cod, wonder who THAT is!) and drop-kicks me to Mars. Luckily, the egg works as a space helmet and I am on mars. But the Martians think I'm an intruder, and drop-kick me BACK to Earth. I land somewhere in Ireland, in some American girl, Hannah's yard, whoever THAT is.

Then I woke up.